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I WAS going to hold off until tomorrow to post anything new here, but this piece of shit just popped into my inbox.  The title of this post is pretty much all I need to say on this subject, but I'll let you read it with my interspersed comments.

A week's worth of Derp from Delgaudio.

I decided to be an idiot.  I decided to not check my e-mail for a week.  When I actually go to check it. I see four things from Eugene Delgaudio.  The first one is about That weird Tennesee law that I talked about earlier.  It seems he has 5 days to get people to support it.  Not even gonna bother cuntpasting here.

The second one is simply titled "Michael you'll never believe this!".  He's talking about this image and story:

He seems to be all bent out of shape about a gay pride flag being flown on a military base.  From what I've read, it wasn't authorized to be flown, but that's not what this fuckwit is upset about:

What is it with conservatives and Courier New?

Seriously, I'd expect Times New Roman from them.  Maybe even Old English Text MT.  But they seem to be insistent on using notepad to compose their emails or something.  At least this time it's not Delgaudio.  This time it RON PAUL's son Rand Paul.  And this one's just plain weird.  The title is "Sign the petition to bypass Roe v. Wade."  It actually gets worse:

Um...Eugene is supporting...something...

I honestly can't tell WHAT he's supporting this time...  I'll post (most of) his entire screed below the jump, and then my analysis and response.  I REALLY can't understand what it is about this, other than it appears anti-gay, that gives him such a raging boner.

MOAR NEWS: Zimmerman's lawyers have dropped his case.

Mostly because they don't know where the flying fuck he is.  I was hoping it was because they know they can't win.  This is a bit disturbing, however, as apparently not even his family knows where he is.  He may be a racist little shit who's token black friend thinks that "goon" can be a term of endearment (you know, just like the word "nigger" can be, but not really. I guess that was his rationale.[there are some lines even I, with my fucking cursing fetish, won't cross]), but nobody deserves to wonder if their family is hurt or not.  Hmm, maybe the next Zimmerman will reflect on that before they shoot the next Trayvon.

Edit:  Damn, blogger does NOT want me self-censoring...odd...

NEWS: Anal-Fecal-Lube Man Suspends his campaign.

Well, this is certainly good news.  Santorum is pulling out of the race.  This is the fark comments thread to the Weekly Standard version, and this is the ThinkProgress version.  Honestly, I was pulling for him.  He would have made the general election a sweep for Obama. The man was a racist, a homophobe, and apparantly anti-science.  Those links are just one of many for each category.  So honestly, good fucking riddance.  Hopefully Newt can catch his delegates and force Romney's hand.

Well, THAT was a fine way to start the morning...

So I get up this morning and check my e-mail and I see yet another Public Shitbag posting from Eugene "Hypocritical Fuckwit" Delgaudio on H.R. 998 (link goes to a previous post of mine covering this)  By Sheogorath, this guys really got a stick up his ass about teh ghey...so much so I'm reasonably certain he actually enjoys it.