Friday, April 20, 2012

[Citation Needed]

I WAS going to hold off until tomorrow to post anything new here, but this piece of shit just popped into my inbox.  The title of this post is pretty much all I need to say on this subject, but I'll let you read it with my interspersed comments.

A week's worth of Derp from Delgaudio.

I decided to be an idiot.  I decided to not check my e-mail for a week.  When I actually go to check it. I see four things from Eugene Delgaudio.  The first one is about That weird Tennesee law that I talked about earlier.  It seems he has 5 days to get people to support it.  Not even gonna bother cuntpasting here.

The second one is simply titled "Michael you'll never believe this!".  He's talking about this image and story:

He seems to be all bent out of shape about a gay pride flag being flown on a military base.  From what I've read, it wasn't authorized to be flown, but that's not what this fuckwit is upset about:

Thursday, April 12, 2012

What is it with conservatives and Courier New?

Seriously, I'd expect Times New Roman from them.  Maybe even Old English Text MT.  But they seem to be insistent on using notepad to compose their emails or something.  At least this time it's not Delgaudio.  This time it RON PAUL's son Rand Paul.  And this one's just plain weird.  The title is "Sign the petition to bypass Roe v. Wade."  It actually gets worse:

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Um...Eugene is supporting...something...

I honestly can't tell WHAT he's supporting this time...  I'll post (most of) his entire screed below the jump, and then my analysis and response.  I REALLY can't understand what it is about this, other than it appears anti-gay, that gives him such a raging boner.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

MOAR NEWS: Zimmerman's lawyers have dropped his case.

Mostly because they don't know where the flying fuck he is.  I was hoping it was because they know they can't win.  This is a bit disturbing, however, as apparently not even his family knows where he is.  He may be a racist little shit who's token black friend thinks that "goon" can be a term of endearment (you know, just like the word "nigger" can be, but not really. I guess that was his rationale.[there are some lines even I, with my fucking cursing fetish, won't cross]), but nobody deserves to wonder if their family is hurt or not.  Hmm, maybe the next Zimmerman will reflect on that before they shoot the next Trayvon.

Edit:  Damn, blogger does NOT want me self-censoring...odd...

NEWS: Anal-Fecal-Lube Man Suspends his campaign.

Well, this is certainly good news.  Santorum is pulling out of the race.  This is the fark comments thread to the Weekly Standard version, and this is the ThinkProgress version.  Honestly, I was pulling for him.  He would have made the general election a sweep for Obama. The man was a racista homophobe, and apparantly anti-science.  Those links are just one of many for each category.  So honestly, good fucking riddance.  Hopefully Newt can catch his delegates and force Romney's hand.

Well, THAT was a fine way to start the morning...

So I get up this morning and check my e-mail and I see yet another Public Shitbag posting from Eugene "Hypocritical Fuckwit" Delgaudio on H.R. 998 (link goes to a previous post of mine covering this)  By Sheogorath, this guys really got a stick up his ass about teh much so I'm reasonably certain he actually enjoys it.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Vochecker? Safe my PASTY WHITE ASS!

Alright, you're probably a bot,but just in case there's a human behind you, or that there's actually someone else watching, GET. THE. FUCK. OFF. MY. BLOG. VOCHECKER.  You're a malware spreading piece of shit and you couldn't be more obvious about it if you tried. Go to hell before I kill your dick.

Yet more fuckwittery from Eugene...(This post is unofficially sponsored (not really) by Bulletstorm and it's crazy cursing)

Is it bad that I actually enjoy taking this bastard's e-mails apart?  Here's his most recent one, regarding that t-shirt making company being sued for not making shirts for a gay pride parade:

A local printshop in Lexington Kentucky is facing the full hatred of the radical Homosexual Lobby.

Hands On Originals is a small apparel company owned and operated by devout Christians.

But when they unwittingly bid on and won a job to produce t-shirts for a local homosexual event, they felt it would send an inappropriate message.

It was only after winning the job that the owners learn that the t-shirts were covered in pro-homosexual propaganda...

Dammit, I hate when this happens...

So there's only one abortion clinic in Mississippi.  Most of the doctors are from out of state.  Apparently, MS hospitals are reluctant to give OoS docs admitting privileges for some reason.  So now there's a bill that tries to make all abortion clinics in the state have all their doctors have admitting privileges.  I don't like it.  It feels like (and is expressed as such by some supporters of the bill) as a law specifically designed to close this one business, which would be, IIRC, VERY illegal.  The problem is that it's technically a law of general applicability.  I really don't know what to do here, and it's pissing me off right now.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

A quick one because I missed this.

Yeah...I know, so soon after I do one ED post, I do another.  But this is because I missed it before.  He's all pissy about this pic, calling it "disturbing":  
I'm sorry, I don't see it.  What about this pic is "disturbing"?  Is it because the one in the uniform is a dude?  

More Eugene Delguadio Idiocy

Nope, I'm not gonna give any of my nonexistant readers a break from this guy.  He shows up WAAAAY to often in my inbox.  Fuck him.

Public Advocate is once again under attack in national news.
Really?  I think I follow national news rather well, and I haven't seen your name, or your organization's, come up at ALL outside your e-mails and that one pharyngulation. (Edit: adding a jump here, it's just too damn big.)