Monday, December 23, 2013

Me Vs. Dick Dynasty and Eugene

Oh, goodie!  he's back.  Oh Eugene, how I missed you so.  This time he's upset that A&E has suspended that dumbass from Dick - I'm sorry, DUCK - Dynasty.  Phil Robertson, I think.  Anyway, let's not waste any more time:

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

A Simple Thought Experiment, Part 1

Let me give you an analogy.  Obviously it will not be perfect – no analogy is.  It will, however, prove rather useful.  Imagine that you just got a new puppy, and are now taking him on a walk through the woods. You have with you a radio and a "Saturday night special" handgun, with a single bullet.  Your dog likes to explore and bark at everything.  You make it about half way through the woods when an emergency report comes in on the radio:  It turns out that there's some very large creature loose in the woods that you're currently walking in.  It doesn't really care about anything else, but it eats dogs, and will kill anything in its path in order to get to that dog.  You now have several options in front of you:

  1. Try to sneak through the woods and hope you don't run into the creature.
  2. Try to shoot the creature with the gun.
  3. Release the dog into the woods.
  4. Shoot the dog with the gun.
What would you do?  Why?  My own answer after the jump.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

This is a Test

This is only a test.  If you are thinking this is not a test, you are mistaken. It is unnecessary for you to click “read more” this time.

Friday, December 6, 2013

Pamela Geller is a Shitstain of a Bitch

So, for those of you who don't know who the not-so-esteemed Pamela Geller is, here's a picture:

I'll be honest and tell you that this is the most flattering picture I could find.  She really does look like that.  Her looks are unimportant to this conversation however.

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

So...I did a thing....

Not necessarily a good thing, mind you.  I end up getting pissed off at an 8-year old, or so her parents would like me to think.  I'm still not sure whether or not I'm responding to her, or a puppet her parents put in front of a camera.  Either one would be par for the course for the YEC crowd.   Anyway, you can watch me yell at an 8-year old here, you sick fucks.

I expect some GOP butthurt soon...

So...this links to a Faux News article (a source I trust only slightly more than I trust the ironically named "Project Veritas").  Instead of giving them the meager pageviews from my site, I'm going to link you to the Fark discussion on this,. which has a link to the article at the top should you be interested.