Me Vs. Dick Dynasty and Eugene

Oh, goodie!  he's back.  Oh Eugene, how I missed you so.  This time he's upset that A&E has suspended that dumbass from Dick - I'm sorry, DUCK - Dynasty.  Phil Robertson, I think.  Anyway, let's not waste any more time:

A Simple Thought Experiment, Part 1

Let me give you an analogy.  Obviously it will not be perfect – no analogy is.  It will, however, prove rather useful.  Imagine that you just got a new puppy, and are now taking him on a walk through the woods. You have with you a radio and a "Saturday night special" handgun, with a single bullet.  Your dog likes to explore and bark at everything.  You make it about half way through the woods when an emergency report comes in on the radio:  It turns out that there's some very large creature loose in the woods that you're currently walking in.  It doesn't really care about anything else, but it eats dogs, and will kill anything in its path in order to get to that dog.  You now have several options in front of you:

1. Try to sneak through the woods and hope you don't run into the creature.
2. Try to shoot the creature with the gun.
3. Release the dog into the woods.
4. Shoot the dog with the gun.

What would you do?  Why?  My own answer after the jump.

This is a Test

This is only a test.  If you are thinking this is not a test, you are mistaken. It is unnecessary for you to click “read more” this time.

Pamela Geller is a Shitstain of a Bitch

So, for those of you who don't know who the not-so-esteemed Pamela Geller is, here's a picture:

I'll be honest and tell you that this is the most flattering picture I could find.  She really does look like that.  Her looks are unimportant to this conversation however.

So...I did a thing....

Not necessarily a good thing, mind you.  I end up getting pissed off at an 8-year old, or so her parents would like me to think.  I'm still not sure whether or not I'm responding to her, or a puppet her parents put in front of a camera.  Either one would be par for the course for the YEC crowd.   Anyway, you can watch me yell at an 8-year old here, you sick fucks.

I expect some GOP butthurt soon...

So...this links to a Faux News article (a source I trust only slightly more than I trust the ironically named "Project Veritas").  Instead of giving them the meager pageviews from my site, I'm going to link you to the Fark discussion on this,. which has a link to the article at the top should you be interested.

Rape, Abortion, Murder, and Other General Nasty Ambiguities: Addendum

I suppose I should, for the benefit of the morons who will eventually find my previous post and scream about how abortion is murder, expand on how it isn't (and here is where I wish I could use Comic Sans):

Rape, Abortion, Murder, and Other General Nasty Ambiguities...

So, I'm bored, and browsing Opposing Views and I come across this not so heartwarming story:

First-Time Mom Katiya Rowe Rejects Abortion After Seeing 3D Ultrasound Of Disabled Fetus

Now some of you may see this as an "awww, how good of them to give that baby life".  I disagree.  More, obviously, after the jump.

Sometimes, even I have to look on the bright side of things.

OK, I admit it.  Usually this is a pretty nasty ranty blog, whenever I get the gumption to actually post something here.  But then I saw this:


Students Unite To Stand Up For 6-Year-Old Danny Keefe, Who Was Being Picked On For Speech Difficulties

Anita Sarkeesian (spelling?), jordanowen, and The Concept of "Enjoyment"

OK, so I was just reminded of Anita's "Tropes vs Women in Video Games" and jordanowen's responses to it: specifically his response to the most recent additon, "Ms. Male Character".  Normally, I am with jordanowen in saying that Anita has effectively failed to prove her point, however, in this case I am on Anita's side.  This, however, is not quite what this post is about:

Wooooow...I'd've thought that it wouldn't be so bad HERE...

So...a good bit of you who follow me MAAAAY have noticed that I shared things on google+...and by that I mean that I apparantly shared EVERYTHING on Google+...

..yeah...

Sorry about that...I just switched over to the Google+ comment style in order to try and cut down on the UNGODLY amount of spam I found when I FINALLY got something to post again.  Turns out doing that forced me to share EVERY SINGLE POST EVAR.  What the hell, Google...  I mean, I understand the bugs in YouTube, but HERE?

OH how LOOOONG it's been.

So, those of you who "follow" (why the hell would you do that anyway: I never post anything) have seen me make fun of Eugene Douchebaggio of "Public Advocate" before.  Welp, I FINALLY get a new one.  This one's too fun NOT to share.  Hell, I may do a bad YouTube video on this one.  As always, the bad formatting is his: