WHERE THE BLUE BLOODY BUMFUCK ARE MY COMMENTS?! Google, seriously, what happened? I'm looking through my options, and it looks like nothing SHOULD have happened to them, so where are they?
EDIT: OK Google, what the hell...Turning off Google+ comments FIXED the issue. If this doesn't tell you that G+ is a broken piece of narwhal shit, you have narwhal shit in your brains.