Seriously‽ In THIS day and age‽

OK, y'all know about the rulings of Engel v. Vitale and Abington v. Schempp, right?  Well, if not (and the wikipedia articles are tl:dr) they say that public schools cannot endorse religion or prayer.  At all.  I mean that if you lead the class in prayer or cite a bible verse every morning in the school announcements you're breaking the goddamned law.

It seems that some dumbasses in Louisiana haven't figured that out...

Really, just read that and get back to me...

What the...

WHERE THE BLUE BLOODY BUMFUCK ARE MY COMMENTS?!  Google, seriously, what happened?  I'm looking through my options, and it looks like nothing SHOULD have happened to them, so where are they?

EDIT:  OK Google, what the hell...Turning off Google+ comments FIXED the issue.  If this doesn't tell you that G+ is a broken piece of narwhal shit, you have narwhal shit in your brains.

Not THIS shit again...

Ugh...And I thought Eugene hit the lowest with that visit to the gay publishing house a while back...  Now he's imagining some "special rights" for gays...AGAIN...  Before we begin, he's talking about this.  Go read, at the very least, the summary.  I'll meet you after the jump.

Me Vs. Dick Dynasty and Eugene

Oh, goodie!  he's back.  Oh Eugene, how I missed you so.  This time he's upset that A&E has suspended that dumbass from Dick - I'm sorry, DUCK - Dynasty.  Phil Robertson, I think.  Anyway, let's not waste any more time:

A Simple Thought Experiment, Part 1

Let me give you an analogy.  Obviously it will not be perfect – no analogy is.  It will, however, prove rather useful.  Imagine that you just got a new puppy, and are now taking him on a walk through the woods. You have with you a radio and a "Saturday night special" handgun, with a single bullet.  Your dog likes to explore and bark at everything.  You make it about half way through the woods when an emergency report comes in on the radio:  It turns out that there's some very large creature loose in the woods that you're currently walking in.  It doesn't really care about anything else, but it eats dogs, and will kill anything in its path in order to get to that dog.  You now have several options in front of you:

1. Try to sneak through the woods and hope you don't run into the creature.
2. Try to shoot the creature with the gun.
3. Release the dog into the woods.
4. Shoot the dog with the gun.

What would you do?  Why?  My own answer after the jump.

This is a Test

This is only a test.  If you are thinking this is not a test, you are mistaken. It is unnecessary for you to click “read more” this time.

Pamela Geller is a Shitstain of a Bitch

So, for those of you who don't know who the not-so-esteemed Pamela Geller is, here's a picture:

I'll be honest and tell you that this is the most flattering picture I could find.  She really does look like that.  Her looks are unimportant to this conversation however.