NEWS: Anal-Fecal-Lube Man Suspends his campaign.

Well, this is certainly good news.  Santorum is pulling out of the race.  This is the fark comments thread to the Weekly Standard version, and this is the ThinkProgress version.  Honestly, I was pulling for him.  He would have made the general election a sweep for Obama. The man was a racist, a homophobe, and apparantly anti-science.  Those links are just one of many for each category.  So honestly, good fucking riddance.  Hopefully Newt can catch his delegates and force Romney's hand.