Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Well, THAT was a fine way to start the morning...

So I get up this morning and check my e-mail and I see yet another Public Shitbag posting from Eugene "Hypocritical Fuckwit" Delgaudio on H.R. 998 (link goes to a previous post of mine covering this)  By Sheogorath, this guys really got a stick up his ass about teh ghey...so much so I'm reasonably certain he actually enjoys it.

The Radical Homosexuals infiltrating the United States Congress have a plan:

Indoctrinate an entire generation of American children with pro-homosexual propaganda and eliminate traditional values from American society.

Their ultimate dream is to create a new America based on sexual promiscuity in which the values you and I cherish are long forgotten.
See what I mean?  You don't?  Did you read my earlier post about this?  I linked it already.  Go read it, I'll be here.


You done?  Good.  I think that makes my point right there, but in case it doesn't, let's get right to the meat of the issue.

I hate to admit it, but if they pass the deceptively named "Student Non-Discrimination Act," (H.R. 998 & S. 555) that’s exactly what they’ll do.

Better named the "Homosexual Classrooms Act," its chief advocate in Congress is Rep. Jared Polis, himself an open homosexual and radical activist.

And it's dangerously close to becoming the law of the land.

H.R. 998 already has 157 co-sponsors in the House!

And S. 555 already has 37 co-sponsors in the Senate!

That’s why I need you to act quickly -- right away -- to protect our nation’s youth.

I have prepared the official "Protect Our Children’s Innocence" Petition to Congress for you to sign.
 I really do wish that this meant it was anywhere near being law of the land.  Is it?  Hint:  We already know that Eugene is a habitual liar on this topic (assuming you're actually reading this bullshit I spew).


Do I really have to spell it out for you?

H.R. 998 has only just recently gone into committee.  S. 555 Isn't even that far in.   The only thing these bills are close to is a goddamned meeting.  This is barely in "danger" of being law.  Hell, it's not even up for vote yet.

Ooooooh, we're not even done with the derp yet.

You and I must defeat this disastrous legislation.

You see, the Homosexual Classrooms Act contains a laundry list of anti-family provisions that will:

*** Require schools to teach appalling homosexual acts so "homosexual students" don’t feel "singled out" during already explicit sex-ed classes;
*** Spin impressionable students in a whirlwind of sexual confusion and misinformation, even peer pressure to "experiment" with the homosexual "lifestyle;"
*** Exempt homosexual students from punishment for propositioning, harassing, or even sexually assaulting their classmates, as part of their specially-protected right to "freedom of self-expression;"
*** Force private and even religious schools to teach a pro-homosexual curriculum and purge any reference to religion if a student claims it creates a "hostile learning environment" for homosexual students.
And that’s just the beginning of the Homosexual Lobby’s radical agenda.
Now just WHERE THE FLYING DICKFUCK does it say any of that in either of the bills?  Fuckshit, there's even a FUCKING RELIGIOUS EXEMPTION in there.  Seriously, TELL ME WHERE IN THE BILL IT SAYS ANY OF THIS.  This is a fucking ANTI-BULLYING bill, not a goddamned curriculum and policy change.  Seriously, there are links to these identical bills above.  Go read them.  I'll be right here with Derpenstein when you get back.

In fact, it will set them up to ram through their entire perverted vision for a homosexual America.

My friend, I’m sure I don’t have to tell you this is not a fight we can afford to lose.

That’s why Public Advocate is leading the fight against this immoral legislation.

My friend, I’m sure I don’t have to tell you this is not a fight we can afford to lose.
That’s why Public Advocate is leading the fight against this immoral legislation.
This is a battle for the survival of American values and the fact is, there’s no time to waste.

The Homosexual Classrooms Act will turn America’s schools into indoctrination centers and its classrooms into social laboratories -- and they’re pulling out all the stops to pass it.
According to this guy,  stopping bullying and discrimination is equal to "turn[ing our] schools into indoctrination centers."  Worse, he's not ever man enough to be honest about it.  He has to lie boldfaced.  And speaking of lies:

You see, they’ve disguised the bill’s wicked purpose behind an innocent name: "The Student Non-Discrimination Act."

The Homosexual Lobby knows that if the public knew the truth about their radical agenda, they’ll have no hope of success.

And their dangerously close to ramming their perversity into law.

H.R. 998 already has 157 co-sponsors in the House!

And S. 555 already has 37 co-sponsors in the Senate!

Yep, he said it again.   If "the distance between us and the Andromeda galaxy" (the approximate distance this bill has to travel in order to become law) is "dangerously close", then I've already got this moron in a chokehold hanging off of the top of the tallest building in Dubai, and I'm nowhere near Dubai..  Hell, I'm closer to being president than this bill is to being signed into law right now.

It's getting a bit old, so I'm going to skip to where he actually says something.

In fact, other countries like Britain are already experimenting with this kind of legislation, such as mandating public schools inject pro-homosexual content into every aspect of education.

Word problems in math classes are now to include homosexual characters.  History classes will document the "civil rights" struggle against the "oppressive" pro-family establishment.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...that is, quite possibly, the most ridiculous statement you've made yet.  I'd LOVE to get some conformation: preferably from the BBC or The Register.  Don't bother with The Daily Fail, they're pretty famous for their bullshitting to farkers.

And it’s even started to infiltrate our state governments.

In California, lawmakers want to "require schools to portray lesbians, homosexuals, transsexuals ... as positive role models to children in all public schools."

Sexual deviants being held up as models of virtue?
I actually know what you're talking about.  So you don't think that Harvey Milk is a good role model?  Guess what?  Neither is Martin Luther.  He was an anti-semite, and being an anti-semite overrules all the good you do in life.  D'you see how this works?  Let's make it more obvious for you:  Dr. King shouldn't be a role model because he was black, and being black overrules all the good you do in life.  Do you get how fucking stupid you sound now?  You look like a bloody nonce here, mate.

Time to skip ahead again.

Many say that there will always be private schools and traditional homeschool families to teach traditional values to the next generation.

But the truth is, this radical agenda is NOT restricted to public schools.

Kevin Jennings, while acting as Obama’s “Safe Schools Czar,” clearly stated that “every school, public, private or parochial has an obligation” to teach a pro-homosexual curriculum.

Really?  I'm pretty sure why you cut the quote there:  IIRC, he was talking about their obligation to provide a safe learning environment to all students, whether gay or straight.  But that doesn't fit with your little tale, does it?

Now, regarding this and the next quote, I admit My google-fu is failing me:  I can't find the original quotes, just repeats from others ripping this e-mail.  My memory, however, tells me that the spin and quote-mining is very off the actual mark.

Jennings even denounced school choice programs as “very dangerous” because they make it much harder to impose the Homosexual Agenda on our kids.  “Lord forbid a Baptist or Mormon school,” he added.

Jennings’ ultimate goal is for all curriculum in “kindergarten, and first grade, and second grade – every grade” be infused with a pro-homosexual slant.

Traditional values will be squashed and demonized as old fashioned or out of date, or even as bigotry.
One could say that you must have asbestos underwear, for your pants must certainly be hotter than Mt. Vesuvius was.

Really mate.  I think you're slipping

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